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Dating Chronicles:My Problem

I need attention. It is a problem. My need for attention causes issues-I get bored, I want attention, I do dumb things.  That being said, here is a rather amusing update, at least I find it amusing.

My on again off again friend is back in the picture. I was doing so good and then…I decided to be a brat. I saw him at Sheetz and he did not see me when I waved, so I shot him a text. It had been over a month since we spoke and I was bored. Lately, he has been attentive (it has been a few weeks). I have little to no expectations with regards to this man, but he makes me feel good and is fun. Wish he would straighten up and there could be more, but will be happy for what I have and let the cards fall where they may.

Obviously Mr. On Again Off Again is just an amusement. During one of his quiet times last week, I got bored and decided to see who was on pof. I was perusing the site and my phone locked up which led to my clicking on a profile that I had not intended to. No big deal usually, but it was a guy I have seen a couple of times, so it was a little awkward. I decided to just try to make it seem not so strange and sent a “Hey, hope you are well” text. That got him texting.

Communication has not been this guy’s forte all along which has caused frustration in the past. However, this time around, since I have no expectations, I have found it comical. Dude surprised me last night and asked me if I want to get a drink. Looks like there is a date in my future. Only almost two years after our first one, but whatever….

So, there you have it. Boredom is not an issue at the moment. I am getting attention (yay!) and, well, I guess the doing dumb things can be left for interpretation. Interested to see what happens next.



Everything Happens for a Reason

I like to believe that everything happens for a reason. Sure, some things happen because you are just dumb. Well, in my case a lot of things happen because I am dumb, but still…everything happens for a reason.

The last few weeks have really made me wonder about that idea. It is a nice thought. Maybe dating the coke head was supposed to happen. Perhaps hearing my story will make him think and change his ways. Maybe. Not holding my breath in the meantime, though.

In keeping with the “everything happens for a reason” bit, I had some very odd things happen since my dating drama. It all started because, as usual, I reactivated my POF account in a moment of drunken weakness-I drank away my sorrows following the bad night where I realized the guy I was seeing was a coke head. I vaguely remember doing so, but honestly thought I hid it again moments later. Apparently, I did not.

The next morning, I had my usual mix of crazies wanting to talk and, in the mix, was a familiar face. A few months ago I turned down the opportunity to go home with a pretty good looking guy at the bar and hadn’t seen him since. I was actually disappointed for a while that we did not run into each other again and he did not look me up; I thought he was pretty cool. Anyways, dude found me! Apparently he was “impressed” by me the night we met (perhaps because I kept my pants on?) and wants to get together sometime soon.

Really, that sounds way better than it really is. I am not going to romanticize the situation. He still wants in my pants. This time, I am a bit more okay with it. I am by no means a saint, but I generally am a good girl. The idea of it all is pretty intriguing to me. Does not hurt that I find him pretty damn attractive.

For now, I just wait and see what happens next. The optimist in me is pretty excited and is hoping for more, but the realist in me is okay with whatever. Regardless, it is flattering and a nice distraction from obsessing over what the heck I am doing wrong in my life that gives off a vibe attracting coke heads. So, fingers crossed that this does not end up being another train wreck!  Screenshot_2016-06-20-23-48-19-1


Dipping My Toes In The Dating Pool

So, Larry moved out six months ago.  Since he moved out, I have been dipping my toes into the dating pool trying desperately not to catch whatever funky bacteria floats around in that pool.  So far, I have not been very successful, but it can be entertaining.

Not really sure what I am looking for which might be part of the problem, but a few things I have figured out this far…

  1. All talk and no action gets BORING. If you like me, ask me out.  I can only make small talk for so long.
  2. Get with the 21st I don’t care if you are not on social media, but learn how to use your phone.  Keep up with your phone.  I am sorry, but I cannot relate with someone that can lose their phone for days and not be flippin’ their shit.
  3. If you are interested, you will make time. I am understanding when it comes to busy scheduled because they don’t get much worse than my own, but after a certain point, you really just aren’t that into me.  Let’s be real.
  4. Perhaps it is good that you know you are just wanting a hookup, but never approach me just wanting a hookup. Nothing about me screams easy.  If anyone sees otherwise, let me know so I can change that shit.
  5. In keeping with #4, I am not a good booty call. Now don’t get me wrong, I am awesome in bed. Yes, I know this sounds conceited, but it is true.  Really, no matter how good it is, I am going to get tired of talking dirty and occasionally getting laid.  Eventually, I am going to want more and need there to be something to build on.
  6. Ties to my friends and/or family creep me out a little. Not saying I cannot get over it, but if you just broke up with my cousin, probably not going to be eager to go out with you.  My relationships with family and friends are dear to me- not trying to mess that up and with my relation
  7. ship track record…yeah.
  8. Being overly forward to me via social media is creepy and can be downright comical (my friends have a field day with a couple of my admirers’ posts). Especially if we never talk otherwise.  Direct message me.
  9. Be real. I appreciate honesty.  And you can be honest without being an asshole.  I realize that I am an acquired taste and if I am not for you, you should probably acquire some (joking).  But for real, not everyone is a match.  Be a good grown up and human being, not an ass.  Karma is a bitch.
  10. I like my space. I already knew this, but having been single for the last six months has really reinforced this.  Don’t blow up my phone or be too eager to see me, it scares me off. Yeah, again, I know, I have issues.
  11. I have a frigging awesome life and do not need anyone. I am not looking for someone to rescue me.  I do not need a knight in shining armor.  But, if you are happy to act silly or just chill once in a while, I might be the girl for you.

Honestly, I will probably think of a dozen more things I should have included in this list.  And I am sure some of you are in the same boat and have your own input.  What have you learned in your own recent dating experiences?  Inquiring minds want to know.

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